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Teachers, weird quotes -
 
  • Mrs Bowers - "If theres no one there, which there should be, they're all in the filing cabinet"

Friends + anquaintances, puns and jokes -
 
  • Andrew: [On passing the spar] 'Those pasties by the door, they're nice'
  • Rhys: 'Yeah but anyone could steal them'
  • Andrew: 'Yeah, some unsavoury character'

 

  • Mrs Bowers: "We're doing a lesson on disaccharides [sugar]"
  • Jamie: That'll be sweet"

 

  • Jamie: "A man walks into a bar, and says 'I'll have a pint of beer and a pint of gravel', as the guy is walking out, the bartender says 'What did you want a pint of gravel for?' the man says 'One for the road'"

 

  • Greg: "Andrew you have a wrapper on your bag"
  • Andrew: "Yeh that'll just be L.L cool J - just take him off could you?"

Friends + aquaintances, miscellaneous -
 
  • Andrew: 'It's a fine day today'
  • Peplow: 'It sure is Andrew'
  • Andrew: 'Shall we...dance?'