|
|
 |
|
Thoughts and ideas -
Recently, I managed to obtain the nickname of "Mr Viagra" It is not important how I came by this nickname (excuse the
pun there) but the worrying thing is when you combine it with my other nickname that the trouble begins. My other nickname,
is "Pee-Pee".....
|
|
|
Shameful, shameful
puns and jokes -
- My Mum: "You know Sandra Campa? Well she's just got divorced"
- Me: "I'm guessing she's not a happy camper then."
Talking about someone:
- Shep: "I think she's Russian"
- Me: "Na she's taking her time"
Talking about an upcoming test
- Ceri: "We got a test last lesson"
- Me: "Yeah I know"
- Ceri: "Excited?"
- Me: "Na it's just the way I'm standing"
Talking In Chemistry about
fish:
- Greg: "Something's fishy"
- Rob: "I smell a fish"
- Me: "Oh Would You Stop With The Fish Jokes!! Your Giving Me A Haddock!!"
Talking about Dr K:
- James: "He won't notice if we're in. Or if we're
out"
- Me: "Or even if we shake it all about"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Miscellaneous - Anyone who knows me, will know that I'm very sarcastic, without meaning to be, and it's
always good for a quick laugh, so I will right down all my sarcastic comments on here as well
- Greg: "This computer game is awesome. You can have a shotgun in one hand and a machine gun in the other!"
- Me: "Just how God planned it"
|
|
|
|
