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Thoughts and ideas -
Welcome to the screwed up jumble of craziness that is my mind.
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
- How long do you reckon people are still conscious after they've been beheaded?
I reckon maybe a second at the most (if at all).
- The bucket of blood - I reckon that if u cut a vein, then put a bit of tube on
either end of the vein, you could get the blood to run through the tube and into a bucket, then back into the other tube
(although you'd need to stop air gettin into the blood so you'd hold one bit of the pipe for a second, so you'd
get a mild heart attack), then you could have a bucket with you all the time and provided you keep the blood aerated, moving
and warm then it shouldn't clot. Then if you donate blood then you could just go along and tip some out of your bucket - it
could work...
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Shameful, shameful puns and jokes -
- Luke: [quoting magneto from xmen2] 'there's something different about
you'
- James: 'I'm rather attracted to you...' (You know coz of the whole magnetic
thing? Never mind.)
- Greg: [Talking about his neighbours] 'They wouldn't let us stand this
window up from between our drives to lean on our house'
- James: 'Maybe they thought it would be a pane?'
- Krushal: 'What have you got in your bag? Bricks?'
- James: 'Yeh, I'm saving up for a house.'
- James: 'We're gonna be growing frogs in biology soon'
- Someone I can't remember right now 'What, you plant a tadpole and a tree grows?'
- James: 'Yeh, they're tree frogs'
- Tash T: 'Where is lancaster?'
- James: 'Connected to wancaster' (Yeh it's a pretty obscure Computing joke)
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Miscellaneous -
- I'm the perfect man! Tall, Dark...ok two out of three isn't bad.
- Never fall in love with a tennis player, love means nothing to them.
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