Shameful, shameful puns and jokes -
- Me - "My wife hurt herself while climbing a volcano..."
- Peplow - "Krakatoa?"
- Me - "No she broke her ankle"
- Me - "Oh no I've lost an electron!
- Peplow - "Are you sure?"
- Me - "Yeah I'm positive"
- Me - If you're dead and you know it clap your hands... Hang on, I'm sure there's a FATAL flaw with that!
- Matthew Beard - What did the Seafood detective say to the criminal crab? Something smells fishy...
- Me - What did the daddy pony say to the mummy pony when their children were fighting? Ah, leave 'em to it, it's
only horseplay...
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