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Thoughts and ideas -
Well I have had many puns in the past forever but I can't actually remember many of them. I do have a couple to share with you though. Feel free to use them in every day life. Also, feel free to pay me royalties every time you do. Scabby gits.

Shameful, shameful puns and jokes -
  • Me - "My wife hurt herself while climbing a volcano..."
  • Peplow - "Krakatoa?"
  • Me - "No she broke her ankle"

 

  • Me - "Oh no I've lost an electron!
  • Peplow - "Are you sure?"
  • Me - "Yeah I'm positive"

 

  • Me - If you're dead and you know it clap your hands... Hang on, I'm sure there's a FATAL flaw with that!

 

  • Matthew Beard - What did the Seafood detective say to the criminal crab? Something smells fishy...

 

  • Me - What did the daddy pony say to the mummy pony when their children were fighting? Ah, leave 'em to it, it's only horseplay...

Miscellaneous -