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Thoughts and ideas -

Shameful, shameful puns and jokes -
 
  • James: "Whats is a flan?"
  • Huw: "It's flantastic!"

 

  • John: "It's got to be a pudding because it wobbles."
  • Huw: "Then by that logic, you're a pudding, aren't you?"

Insults:

  • I'm disappointed now I know what makes you tick; I thought it was a bomb.
  • If there's ever a price on your head, take it.
  • Everyone has a right to be stupid, but you're abusing the privelige.

 

Things to think about:
 
  • Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
  • How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
  • If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex in the box?
  • If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
  • Is it possible to be totally partial?
  • If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?